Alien

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You:Your Welcome!

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: If you dont kill me...

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You:Its beautiful. You should visit New york b/c its a big city and its green like you.

You: What is your planet like?

Alien:weird and boring

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You:Cuz they dont want to get beat up

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien:it feels like if your trapped in one place.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:to imperialize

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You:cuz they are nasty

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:rocks

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:they dont think garbage messes up the world..